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Read This Book

“My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole.  I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more woman than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.  But I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world.”

Yes, this book was recommended to me by a 70 year old man.  Yes, it’s hilarious.  Yes, you should read it.

I’m sending it to my brother Joey in Chicago, but if you want to borrow it when he’s done let me know.


Went out to First Down in Ballston last night.  Friends, beer, and food were plentiful, which was great.  However, WVU fans with pumpkin heads…are not great. Gourd boy posted up right in front of the one screen showing the Capitals game, right when it went to a sudden death shootout.  I officially blame him for our loss, and I hope he dies in a fire.

Also, I blame the NCAA tournament for existing, thus taking up precious tv screens sans fat head.  The beer was good though.

In other news, I’m heading to Baltimore with a handle of Smirnoff tomorrow, good things are bound to happen.

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